I can opt for a paltry $2,000, a more accommodating $5,000, a gravedigger's special of $10,000 or a rip-roaring Saints-Come-Marching-In New Orleans Brass Band Deluxe Funeral for $15,000. For 15 grand, I think they throw in a couple of KFC buckets, a gallon of tater salad and a keg of beer for the bereaved (if there are any).