Headlines 5 November 2013

Sasquatch voted today; did you?

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The Highland County Press

Pirate Sasquatch, just back from an extended Halloween vacation and party cruise along the Ohio Brush Creek, remembered to vote today.

Have you?

Upon exiting his polling precinct at 6:30 this morning, Sasquatch was asked for whom he voted.

"I voted for Jack Link, that's whom," Sasquatch growled.

Polls are open today from 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Don't forget to vote!

(This has been a Public Service Annoucement from Sasquatch Control, Ink.)

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