The Christian Missionary Fellowship, in association with the Gaslight Theater Players, will present “Klondike Kalamity” by David Byrne and Gary Peterson. Production dates for this dinner theater are Friday, March 24 and Saturday, March 25 at the Sardinia Church of Christ, 7130 Bachman Rd, Sardinia 45171.

This is a hysterical and witty tale that begins with a great blizzard that sets the scene for a hilarious romp over the fields of melodramatics. Of course, there is the fair and lovely maiden; the poor, crusty but honest freelance lumberjack; the stalwart and heroic Mountie; and a villain you will simply love to loathe. Add to their ranks a snow-blinded Indian, a flapjack-filching bruin and one befuddled lass who keeps forgetting her identity, and you have a madcap farce in the finest and funniest tradition of the melodrama. Will Fangduster T. Barrelbottom get away with his unmentionably nefarious scheme? Can our true-blue hero ever hope to clear his foully besmirched name? Is there a chance that the heroine may escape the sawmill blade?
Included in the cast are: Jessica Sturgen, Kelly Bohl, Tod Arn, Lori Bowling, Ted Lovett, Howard McClain, Katie Lovett, Kevin Turner and Jennifer Stewart. "Klondike Kalamity" is produced by special arrangement with Samuel French.

If you haven’t seen the show before, you will be amazed. Tickets are $20 per person, which includes all-you-can-eat dinner, dessert, the show and all the mirth and lunacy any one person can digest. The dinner menu will consist of pork loin or chicken breast; mashed potatoes and gravy; green beans; scalloped cabbage; salad; rolls; desserts; and tea, lemonade, coffee or water. A Lent menu is available upon request.

The doors will open at 7 p.m., dinner will be served at 7:30 p.m. and the show will begin at 8 p.m. For tickets, please call 937-403-1702.